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Markets are Down and Gamestop Remains Afloat

Dawson Maxwell, MVC writer September 5, 2024

With the advent of nihilistic internet posts foreboding the beginning of a new worldwide recession, why is it that Gamestop’s (GME) stock continues to rise? While western markets followed a downward...

How to Get Run Over

Dawson Maxwell, MVC writer November 21, 2023

People often ask me how they can easily obtain an insurance payout in a morally-questionable way. I tell them that doing so is simple; just get run over by a wheelchair. Here are some tips: Be in...

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