Tuesday: Quote of the Day

Emma Clifton, Staff Writer

October 3, 2017


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"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." -John F. Kennedy

Wednesday Quote – 9/29

MV Current Staff

September 29, 2017


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“The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty.” -Winston Churchill Source

Wednesday: Quote of the Day

Carly McWilliams, MVC Features Editor

September 20, 2017


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"If you can't convince them, confuse them." Harry S. Truman

Wednesday: Quote of the Day

Sydney Blankenship, Staff Writer

September 13, 2017


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"We have to remember what is important in life: Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third." Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Jennifer McGowen, Staff Photographer

September 12, 2017


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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Lauren Pilkington, Staff Writer

August 23, 2017


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What do you get if you cross a stereo and a refrigerator? Very cool music!

Friday: Quote of the Day

Caty MvGovern, Staff Writer

August 18, 2017


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"Only a generation of readers will inspire a generation of writers." -Steven Spielberg

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Jennifer McGowen, Staff Photographer

August 15, 2017


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"I think the expression 'it's a small world' is just a euphemism for 'I keep running into people I can't stand.'" -Brock Cohen

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Carly McWilliams, Staff Writer

May 23, 2017


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I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

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