• An Anti-Smoking Convocation will be held on Jan. 19th from 8:35AM-12:10PM

  • Blood Drive on Jan. 18th from 9AM-2PM

  • Remember to charge your chromebook every night. Possibility of an E-Learning Day on Friday.

  • The Little Mermaid musical auditions are January 11-12th at 3:45 PM

The MV Current

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Joke of the day

Allison Yoder, MVC Staff Reporter

January 9, 2018


Filed under Features, The Daily Post

What did one wall say to the other wall? I meet you at the corner!

12/5/17 – Tuesday Joke

MV Current Staff

December 5, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine." Check out more really funny jokes: http://www.short-funny.com/#ixzz50PIBE3rG

Wednesday: Quote of the Day

Carly McWilliams, MVC Features Editor

November 1, 2017


Filed under Features, The Daily Post

"Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door." Brooke Shields

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Jennifer McGowen, Staff Photographer

October 24, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahahahaha.

Tuesday: Quote of the Day

Emma Clifton, Staff Writer

October 3, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." -John F. Kennedy

Wednesday Quote – 9/29

MV Current Staff

September 29, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

“The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty.” -Winston Churchill Source

Wednesday: Quote of the Day

Carly McWilliams, MVC Features Editor

September 20, 2017


Filed under Features, The Daily Post

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." Harry S. Truman

Wednesday: Quote of the Day

Sydney Blankenship, Staff Writer

September 13, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

"We have to remember what is important in life: Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third." Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Jennifer McGowen, Staff Photographer

September 12, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Tuesday: Joke of the Day

Lauren Pilkington, Staff Writer

August 23, 2017


Filed under The Daily Post

What do you get if you cross a stereo and a refrigerator? Very cool music!

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