Cameron J. Baker is a former writer for the MVCurrent Online Newspaper. However, he only wrote twelve stories for the newspaper before retiring from his subpar journalism career. In my personal opinion, this man is a very interesting character. Some may even call him a fraud.
My first piece of evidence to expose this fiend is his review of Mrs. Terrel’s newborn infant child, posted on April 23, 2019. In this review, he makes many outright ludicrous statements. One of these statements that piqued my interest was when he wrote, “So far, Evalyn is getting better at drinking milk out of the bottle. On March 27th, Evalyn drank four separate gulps of milk in the morning.” How would he know this? During the production of this review, Baker was a measly high school student. In which way could he have gained this very specific piece of information? Was he there? Perhaps secretly peeping through the windows of poor Mrs. Terrel and her baby, or maybe he lied and made up this information as fluff for his lacking newspaper portfolio.
The second piece of evidence that I have gathered from my research is that, for his notorious food review series “The Fruit Chronicles,” he never even tasted the fruits. I am presenting this information using the evidence of my words alone. Baker himself told me this, as he is an Instructional Assistant for Mrs. Huth, who happens to be my fourth block teacher. We were conversing about his time as a writer and he confided to me that he had never even tried coconut, mango, or Budda’s hand when he had, in fact, used all three of these fruits as subjects for his articles.
Maybe it was for the best that Baker has retired from journalism. Even with the many questionable practices that he partook in, he was still a very entertaining writer. All of his stories kept me amused.
