Horoscopes

Aries: The sky is on fire, and you are upset, but so is everyone else.

Taurus: The longer you procrastinate graduation, the faster it will catch up with you.

Gemini: Quit throwing pens at people.

Cancer: Don’t worry, it is still acceptable to wear long sleeves.

Leo: Putting your work aside won’t help it go faster.

Virgo: Inside jokes don’t make sense to others and make people feel left out.

Libra: Go take a jog, it’ll feel good.

Scorpio: Sometimes the good things in life are expensive.

Sagittarius: Getting a job soon would probably be a good idea. You won’t be given money forever.

Capricorn: Charge your Chromebook every once in a while. It won’t kill you.

Aquarius: Start planning things better, it will help you feel less stressed.

Pisces: Getting your nails done will make you feel better. I promise.