October horoscopes
October 29, 2018
Aries: Please wear a coat, you’re not tougher than the wind.
Taurus: Too many pumpkin spice lattes may make you sick.
Gemini: Halloween is not an excuse to be evil.
Cancer: You should wear a bumblebee costume.
Leo: It’s too cold to wear THAT on Halloween.
Virgo: “Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine.”
Libra: Reading big books doesn’t make you deep.
Scorpio: I know you’ve been preparing for Halloween since August, but calm down.
Sagittarius: Baby jaws do do do do do do baby jaws do do d-
Capricorn: Capricorn sounds like candy corn, so that means you can eat a bunch…
Aquarius: Scary movies are all fun and games until…
Pisces: Don’t let that good old seasonal depression get to ya!