August Horoscopes

Capricorn- Going to the state fair is not an excuse to wear a tube top.

Aquarius- You can’t give up before you’ve tried!

Pisces- Alaska is NOT an island.

Aries- Please figure out when your assignments are due, I’m tired of the asking.

Taurus- Getting a feather in your hair is not a good idea.

Gemini- Oh no honey what is you doing???

Cancer- Stop trying to act hard, we all know it’s not all that.

Leo- Do you still think you’re special?

Virgo- Please go take a nap.

Libra- Sleeping for four hours is not a nap.

Scorpio- Go pet that dog you’ve been eyeing.

Sagittarius- Your*