• Scheduling for lunches will be a bit different in the coming weeks due to AP testing

  • Senior's cap and Gowns will be distributed on Senior Work Day

  • Senior Oscar Night will be Monday, May 15 at 6pm

  • Remember to charge your chromebook every night in case of weather-related delays or closings.

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12/5/17 – Tuesday Joke

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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.”

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12/5/17 – Tuesday Joke