April Horoscopes

Maggie Brown, Managing Editor
April 21, 2017

Aries- To the left.

Taurus- Take it back now y’all.

Gemini- Two hops this time.

Cancer- Two hops this time.

Leo- Right foot two stomps.

Virgo-Left foot two stomps.

Libra-Hands on your knees.

Scorpio-Hands on your knees.

Sagittarius-Get funky with it.

Capricorn- Ooooohhhhh yeah.

Aquarius- Come on.

Pisces- Cha Cha now y’all.