Horoscopes

Aries- It is the end of the world.  Rip.

Taurus- It is the end of the world. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Gemini-  It is the end of the world. Welcome to the terror dome.

Cancer- It is the end of the world. Your measly attempts at escape are useless.

Leo –  It is the end of the world. Your arboreal overlords will soon take root in your decaying corpses.

Virgo- It is the end of the world. Take cover.

Libra-  It is the end of the world as we know it, and I feel dead.

Scorpio- It is the end of the world. Welcome to heck.

Sagittarius- It is the end of the world. Prepare for death and doom.

Capricorn-  It is the end of the world. If you feel the earth shaking, accept it.

Aquarius- It is the end of the world, you obnoxious homosapien.

Pisces- It is the end of the world. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. We cannot learn math anymore.