Aries: Please wear a coat, you’re not tougher than the wind.

Taurus: Too many pumpkin spice lattes may make you sick.

Gemini: Halloween is not an excuse to be evil.

Cancer: You should wear a bumblebee costume.

Leo: It’s too cold to wear THAT on Halloween.

Virgo: “Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine.”

Libra: Reading big books doesn’t make you deep.

Scorpio: I know you’ve been preparing for Halloween since August, but calm down.

Sagittarius: Baby jaws do do do do do do baby jaws do do d-

Capricorn: Capricorn sounds like candy corn, so that means you can eat a bunch…

Aquarius: Scary movies are all fun and games until…

Pisces: Don’t let that good old seasonal depression get to ya!